there are so many fucking layers of obscurity to this joke i feel like i’ve learned another language just by looking at it
For those who don’t get it:
All four of these guys have a claim to be the “first Pokémon”. Rhydon was the first Pokémon ever designed. Bulbasaur is #1 in the original Pokedex. Mew is said to be the Pokémon from which every individual species of Pokémon evolved (in the classic Darwinian sense not the usual Pokémon use of “evolve”), and Arceus is basically said to be God that created the entire universe.
Can we please be the generation that stops putting up with the family child molester? The grown uncle who dates teenage girls, the husband who makes uncomfortable comments about young women’s clothing, or the cousin who raises red flags with their behavior towards children but no one wants to talk about all need to go. Children, especially young women, are expected to “keep the family together” by not making a fuss over incredibly traumatic behavior. Children don’t deserve to suffer trauma for adults’ feelings of togetherness. They’re more worthy of protection than predators. A healthy family is not built on the backs of abuse survivors expected to live their lives in silence without justice, support, or protection.
Dads be like. I have trauma. I will never talk about or acknowledge this. One day u will come across a picture of my childhood and realize that I have a entire flesh and blood brother still alive who I have never mentioned or acknowledged. Anyway why dont you tell me anything about ur fucking life.
